Sherlock spoilers „The empty hearse“ COMPLETE!

UPDATE! found another tumblr called pizzagrapes today, took a screenshot and here is a summary of what they wrote, many thanks 

 

The Fall and why is this Episode called “The empty hearse”?
1. „…It opens with the fall. Sherlock is on a bungee and it is Moriarty who is on the ground with a skin graft by Molly. Derren Brown hypnotises John and puts his watch back. Meanwhile Sherlock crashes through a window and kisses Molly. Except this is how Anderson thinks it goes. Lestrade thinks this is ridiculous and says Anderson is just trying to cope with his guilt for causing an innocent man to die. Moriarty is found to have been the real bad guy as we all know…“
2. „…Cuts back to the fall again, Sherlock standing on the ledge is just a dummy with a piece of string on it. Sherlock and Moriarty are on the roof giggling about what they’re up to. They catch each other’s eyes and kiss. Except this is a theory from someone in The Empty Hearse, Anderson’s new Sherlock conspiracy theory group….“
3. „…It cuts to Sherlock telling Anderson on tape how he did it. Back to the fall, Sherlock and Mycroft were in it together from the start. They needed Moriarty to believe he had the upper hand and that he had slipped. The little girl in the police station was scared of Sherlock as Moriarty had recruited a lookalike who he had disposed of when he had done with him. Molly had been asked to find this body. The fall was staged based on John’s positioning and a combination of using this fake body and a crash mat, Sherlock survived. He used a bouncy ball to cut his pulse. Completely disappointed Anderson is distraught at its simplicity and pulls down all his conspiracy theories….“

 

John/Sherlock/Mary
“ … Meanwhile John is mourning but he has found love. He goes to Baker St to tell Mrs Hudson who is surprised as she thought he and Sherlock were an item.
Sherlock wants an inventive way to reintroduce himself to John and finds out he’s dining in a restaurant. Except it’s the day that John is hoping to propose to his fiancé. Sherlock dresses as a waiter and eventually gets johns attention. John is livid and upset. Sherlock doesn’t seem sorry and in fact just makes fun of his moustache. John attacks him and the get kicked out. In the cafe John says he doesn’t care how he did it but why. Sherlock wants them to get back together again. However his flippancy means John beats him up. Again. And again. He eventually leaves with Mary. Mary tells Sherlock she will try and win John round and admits to John that she likes Sherlock.
Meanwhile John cannot concentrate and even attacks one of his patients (he’s now a GP) falsely thinking he’s Sherlock in a disguise trying to recruit him again….“

 

Sherlock/Molly
“ … Sherlock realises he’s not going to get anywhere with John so starts solving crimes with Molly including a skeleton that seems like it could be Jack the Ripper but turns out to be fake. Sherlock thanks Molly for all she did and Molly tells him she’s engaged. And not in love with a psychopath this time…“ 

 

The Case
“ … Cut to in Serbia local forces track down a disheveled man. They beat him in a cell; except one of them turns out to be Mycroft. The disheveled man is Sherlock. Mycroft wants him back in London as there’s a terrorist alert.
Sherlock is back in London as Mycroft briefs him…
Mycroft is at Baker Street and has a conversation with Sherlock trying to outwit each other on deducing who owns a hat that has been found. The person who’s hat it is knows how to help with the terrorist threat.
The hat is returned to the person with the interesting information. He works in the Underground and has found footage of a man who gets on an empty tube at one station and isn’t there the next.
After a lot of thinking, it is noticed that the entire carriage itself doesn’t show up at the next station so Sherlock deduces there’s a hidden station in between. It is the 5th November so posits that it is similar to Guy Fawkes and the terrorist plot is to blow up parliament which is directly above where this station must be. The person who disappears is an MP who doesn’t want a terrorist bill to pass. He won’t be at the vote, he’ll be somewhere else detonating this bomb.
Roping John along they find the carriage and realise this is the bomb itself. The timer is initiated and neither Sherlock nor John know what to do. It appears to be over. John tells Sherlock everything he felt whilst Sherlock was “dead” and Sherlock starts to cry and apologises.
Back in the tube, they’re still alive. The clock had stopped. There was an off switch, there always is on a bomb. Sherlock’s “tears” happen to be fake to get John to tell him that he misses what they do. The police come and arrest the MP.
Sherlock is back at Baker St to meet the press on his return. He’s back. And puts on the deerstalker to hi-light this….“

 

The Kidnapping/CAM/Cliffhanger
John is walking down the street and gets attacked and drugged by some unknown assailant. A text is sent to Mary in code. She runs to find Sherlock but she has already worked it out before he has. John is in danger and they must go to a location the text says. Worrying they don’t have much time, Sherlock finds a motorcycle and they dart across London. At the same time they’re getting taunting texts about how much time is left.
Eventually they get to a public square with a bonfire; turns out John is underneath. The fire is lit and Sherlock and Molly get there just in time to rescue John.
This appears to help the friendship a bit and John even goes to visit (whilst Sherlock’s completely ordinary parents come round). The final scene is a man in front of a screen watching Sherlock rescue John from the bonfire over and over again. This is Magnussen.

 

source: http://pizzagrapes.tumblr.com/

 

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18.12.2013

part 1 here: https://futterschnute.wordpress.com/2013/12/15/sherlock-spoilers-the-empty-hearse/

 

first of all
apart from the underground threat London allready had in 2005 for real
(the case in this episode!)
many thanks to http://fuck-your-fanart.tumblr.com where I found the spoilers
and also thanks to:
Amanda Abbindgton, who was so angry about these tumblr spoilers, and bbc one which means they are def. confirmed 
I LOVE YOU! 😀
and these people (Setlockians, too),  who do not want to see #sherlock #spoilers confirm that there is a false one in it, how did/could they know?
Shame on you! 😀

 

“ … 1. The first 5 mins show how “sherlock did it” except not really because it ends up being anderson’s theory
2. there’s a sherlolly kiss in anderson’s theory, and you see it
3. his theory is that they used moriarty’s body, with a mould of sherlocks face on it,  and that sherlock bungee jumped from the roof and put moriarty on the ground and with the help of derren brown, john did not see
4. sherlock reveals that he’s been destroying moriarty’s network for 2 years. mycroft took him home.
5. sherlock revealed himself to john by going to the restaurant, dressing up as a waiter, putting on glasses, drawing on a moustache and going up to john and using a fake french accent. it takes two attempts because john doesn’t look at him the first time round.
6. john gets kidnapped
7. he almost dies in a bonfire
8. sherlock’s parents are in the ep, and it’s ben’s actual parents
9. sherlock and john almost die in a underground carriage full of bombs, and sherlock acts like he can’t disarm them, asks john for forgiveness, and when john lets out his feelings, sherlock laughs and reveals he disarmed it the whole time
….

 

(declared as fanfic)
It opens with the fall. Sherlock is on a bungee and it is Moriarty who is on the ground with a skin graft by Molly. Derren Brown hypnotises John and puts his watch back. Meanwhile Sherlock crashes through a window and kisses Molly. Except this is how Anderson thinks it goes.
Lestrade thinks this is ridiculous and says Anderson is just trying to cope with his guilt for causing an innocent man to die. Moriarty is found to have been the real bad guy as we all know.
In Serbia local forces track down a disheveled man. They beat him in a cell; except one of them turns out to be Mycroft. The disheveled man is Sherlock.
Mycroft wants him back in London as there’s a terrorist alert.
Meanwhile John is mourning but he has found love. He goes to Baker St to tell Mrs Hudson who is surprised as she thought he and Sherlock were an item. Sherlock is back in London as Mycroft briefs him.
Sherlock wants an inventive way to reintroduce himself to John and finds out he’s dining in a restaurant. Except it’s the day that John is hoping to propose to his fiancé. Sherlock dresses as a waiter and eventually gets johns attention. John is livid and upset. Sherlock doesn’t seem sorry and in fact just makes fun of his moustache. John attacks him and the get kicked out.
In the cafe John says he doesn’t care how he did it but why. Sherlock wants them to get back together again. …“

 

source: http://fuck-your-fanart.tumblr.com